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A sexy girl gets on an plane and then sits down in the first class section. In this time, the stewardess rushes to her and tells her that she must move to coach since she doesn't have a first class ticket.
The girl replies, "I'm smart, I'm sexy, I'm blonde, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

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the Chinese version
一位漂亮的女郎上飞机之后直接坐在了第一排的位置,一名空姐发现后就告诉她,应该坐在她自己的位置。
这名金发女郎回答到:“ 我聪明,漂亮,又有好多工作,我就坐在这里,到了牙买加我才会下飞机”。

空姐看没有办法,就叫来了大姐大,但是这位女郎还是同样的回答:“我聪明,漂亮,又有好多工作,我就坐在这里,到了牙买加我才会下飞机”。

最后没有办法,她们叫来了副驾驶员先生。只见副驾驶员在女郎耳边悄悄嘀咕了几下,那个女郎就马上了离开了。
空姐就问副驾驶,“你给她说什么了,她就这么快离开了?”
“我只说了一句,第一排的位子不是到牙买加的!”副驾驶员答道。

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